Life

what is life exactly?

MARKETING.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘ I am very rich. Marry me! ‘ – That’s Direct Marketing’

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ‘ He’s very rich. ‘Marry him.’ -That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ‘ Hi,I’m very rich. ‘Marry me’ – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: ‘By the way, I’m rich. Will you ‘Marry Me?’ – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: ‘Youare very rich! ‘Can you marry Me?’ – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see agorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ‘ That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: ‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him- That’s competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: ‘I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new markets.

Have a good laugh =)

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