Pre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight
Account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Chinese Air Stewardess
Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden
Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from
Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages
that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available
to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened
until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk Kill.’
funny. LOL. no offense intended. i repeat, no offense intended. it’s just for laughter.